I'd like to work with some of the videogame companies for the simple fact that they obviously need some sort of writer's help. I play videogames, and lately it's hard for me to enjoy them because I'm spending all my time cringing at the corny dialogue, thin characters, and glaring plot holes.

It's hard for a newbie author to get noticed.

How odd to watch a mortal kindle / Then to dwindle day by day / Knowing their bright souls are tinder / And the wind will have its way

Someone's parents have been singing entirely the wrong sort of songs.

A tree doesn't make a thunderstorm, but any fool knows where lightning's going to strike.

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God.

It wasn't even a good note. 'If you are reading this I am probably dead.' What sort of a note is that?