Using words to talk of words is like using a pencil to draw a picture of itself, on itself. Impossible. Confusing. Frustrating ... but there are other ways to understanding.

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart's yearning.

If I could sum it up in 50 words, I wouldn't have needed to write a whole novel about it.

Right now my favorite thing is working to recall our absolute shitbag of a governor. He's been screwing up my state for more than a year. I want him out.

I believe a writer's most important skill lies in being able to see things from different perspectives.

I guess I'm destined to be loveless

Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.