If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.

Science is just magic with better PR.

However, while being able to think about two things at the same time is a terribly convenient, the training it takes to get there is frustrating at best, and at other times rather disturbing. I remember one time I looked for the stone for almost an hour before I consented to ask the other half of me where I'd hidden it, only to find I hadn't hidden the stone at all. I had merely been waiting to see how long I would look before giving up. Have you ever been annoyed and amused with yourself at the same time? It's an interesting feeling, to say the very least.

I've always liked the moonless night best. It's easier to say things in the dark. It's easier to be yourself.

I've waited a long time to show these flowers how pretty you are.

Soft fantasy worlds have a much looser cause-and-effect relationship. Alchemists can turn lead into gold and nobody wonders about how it will impact the currency system. Someone waves a wand and turns an elephant into a mouse and nobody worries about conservation of mass.

Its like he knows he's better than you, but doesn't look down on you for it because he knows it's not your fault.