If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.

When you love something, you have to make sure it loves you back, or you'll bring about no end of trouble chasing it.

That's all that really matters in the end. Stories.

But it isn’t a rough draft either. The one I turned in several months ago was rough. There were some bad plot holes, some logical inconsistencies, pacing problems, and not nearly enough lesbian unicorns.

Could you help me catch the moon?” “I might be able to give you some advice,” the old man said reluctantly. “But first you should think this over, boy. When you love something, you have to make sure it loves you back, or you’ll bring about no end of trouble chasing it.

There is a sort of camaraderie that rarely exists except between men who have fought the same enemies and know the same women.

I was just wondering why you're here.