The good thing about working on the books for 14 years before they hit the shelves is that I worked out most of the kinks long before they were published.

Close your mouth, E'lir Kvothe, or I will feel obliged to put some vile tonic in it.

But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

He hesitated, then lifted his head and sniffed. “Have you been drinking?” The question was more curious than accusatory. “No,” Bast said. The innkeeper raised an eyebrow. “I’ve been tasting,” Bast said, emphasizing the word. “Tasting comes before drinking.

85% of modern music doesn't have a damn thing to do with music. It has to do with looking good. Name me one woman on the top ten right now who isn't absolutely smoking hot. You think that's a coincidence?

I was just wondering why you're here.

I have had a few gentlemen let me know they find my manly beardiness somewhat alluring. Never any ladies though.