All stories are true," Skarpi said. "But this one really happened, if that's what you mean.
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Patrick RothfussClose your mouth, E'lir Kvothe, or I will feel obliged to put some vile tonic in it.
Patrick RothfussYou want to publish with a publisher because a publisher knows how to publish a book. And you don't. You really don't.
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