I learned to love the feel of good words.

The boy grows upward, but the girl grows up.

Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.

Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.

My favourite member of the Beatles is Lennon. He might have been crazy. But he's my kind of crazy.

Some tropes are universal. Boy meets girl. Betrayal and revenge. The search to discover a hidden truth.... A mother's love isn't cliché, it's universal. These things are archetypes. They're the building blocks of myth and legend. They are a big part about what it means to be human.

This is how deeply rooted stories are, folks. We crave them before we can walk, and we start telling them before we can talk.