And if Hollywood has taught us anything, it's that cool props and special effects are not enough. Story comes first. Everything depends on story.

By your logic I should also be in charge of Solinade dances, needlework, and horse thieving.

We need time to relax and enjoy ourselves too, no matter how dark the story. The occasional humorous moment helps with that. That's one of the things that Joss Whedon excels at in his storytelling.

My most popular blogs end up being the ones where I talk about being a dad.

If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.

I walked across the polished marble floor and sat on a red velvet lounging couch. I idly wondered how exactly one was supposed to lounge. I couldn't remember ever doing it myself. After a moment's consideration, I decided lounging was probably similar to relaxing, but with more money in your pocket.

Stories only happen to people who can tell them.