I have had a few gentlemen let me know they find my manly beardiness somewhat alluring. Never any ladies though.

Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.

Don't get me wrong, hard and soft fantasy stories can both be good. But you need to know which camp you're in. I'm into realism. I'm a hard fantasy guy.

He taught only one class: 'Unlikely Maths'. But since the time was listed as "now" and the place, "everywhere," this was hardly helpful in tracking him down.

I take back everything I ever said about that boy being clever." He turned around to face the bar while leveling an accusatory finger at the closed door. "That," he said firmly to the room in general, "is what comes of working with iron every day.

It’s not over if you’re still here,” Chronicler said. “It’s not a tragedy if you’re still alive.

To be both rich and handsome was bad enough. But to have a voice like honey over warm bread on top of that was simply inexcusable.