I'm not a big fan of overt marketing. I'd much rather just put things out there for people to see. I'm just putting it out there for people to see. If people think this is cool, I'm hoping they'll tell their friends.

I loved college. I wish I was still taking classes instead of teaching them.

I won the only duel I ever lost.

Words have to find a man's mind before they can touch his heart, and some men's minds are woefully small targets.

All stories are true," Skarpi said. "But this one really happened, if that's what you mean.

I'm not a role model. I'm an aberation. A statistical anomoly. Following in my footsteps is about the dumbest thing you could ever do.

I also felt guilty about the three pens I'd stolen, but only for a second. And since there was no convenient way to give them back, I stole a bottle of ink before I left.