Do you know what it's like to run spellcheck for six hours? It's like a party in purgatory. A party in purgatory where all they have to drink is sugar-free Kool-aid, and the only game to play is Monopoly, and none of your friends show up.

I love worldbuilding. It's as much fun for me as writing itself. It's like a hobby of mine.

Books are a poor substitute for female companionship, but they are easier to find.

I'm honestly not a big fan of pitching things. I'm a firm believer of letting the product speak for iteself.

What are the three most important rules of the chemist?" This I knew from Ben. "Label clearly. Measure twice. Eat elsewhere.

One reason we love fiction is because stories have a comforting shape. They provide a resolution that's lacking in our regular lives.

You need to realize that most writing rules aren't laws, they're rules of thumb.