โI will admit, I've never had a student offer himself up for a vicious beating in order to prove he's worth my time.โ โThis was nothing... Once I jumped off a roof.โ
Patrick RothfussReading aloud sounds like a good idea, but honestly, it doesn't work very well. Good dialogue in a book doesn't actually bear much resemblance to real-life dialogue. For example, if you've ever seen a word-for-word transcript of people talking, it doesn't read off the page very well. The trick is to make it *seem* like it's being spoken, not to make it speakable.
Patrick Rothfuss