Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.

But it isn’t a rough draft either. The one I turned in several months ago was rough. There were some bad plot holes, some logical inconsistencies, pacing problems, and not nearly enough lesbian unicorns.

It's hard for me to take myself too seriously when I'm constantly experiencing firsthand what an incredible gimp I can be.

Over the last month I had pulled a woman from a blazing inferno. I had called fire and lighting down on assassins and escaped to safety. I had even killed something that could have been either a dragon or a demon, depending on your point of view. But there in that room was the first time I actually felt like any sort of hero. If you are looking for a reason for the man I would eventually become, if you are looking for a beginning, look there.

But sometimes the best help a person can find is helping someone else.

My favourite member of the Beatles is Lennon. He might have been crazy. But he's my kind of crazy.

Perhaps the greatest faculty our minds possess is the ability to cope with pain.