Ambrose, your presence is the horseshit frosting on the horseshit cake that is the admissions interview process.

It was wise enough to know itself, and brave enough to be itself, and wild enough to change itself while somehow staying altogether true.

We try to spread the word about the charity by doing fun little stunts to catch people's attention. Like when Hank Green did a music video for us.

Congratulations. That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

Thieves, Heretics, and Whores

I wanted to tell her that she was the first beautiful thing I had seen in three years. That the sight of her yawning to the back of her hand was enough to drive the breath from me. How I sometimes lost the sense of her words in the sweet fluting of her voice. I wanted to say that if she were with me then somehow nothing could ever be wrong for me again.

I was just wondering why you're here.