Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.

I just love chickens.

I just create, that's what I do.

The theater is a tough place. It's not cushioned the way it is in film and television.

I think the way I can sing the way I sing is because of the way I talk to my animals. I hit some really high notes.

I wish I could have a recurring role on 'Modern Family'. I think 'Modern Family' is the best comedy on television. It's extremely well written, extremely well acted and directed.

It's not easy being an actor, and having said that, everybody's an actor. Do you know what I mean? Paris Hilton's an actor, which is kind of scary. But if you want to honor your craft and yourself, strive for the nobler instincts.