Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions.

I used to practice Wicca.

It's not easy to date when you're hefty. Besides I like feeling thin because it makes me feel amorous.

Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.

I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.

I had a breast reduction.

I'm on the Sensa diet. It's a little magic powder based on Dr. Hirsh's clinical trials and studies and it basically signals the brain that you're full through smellology.