In the gay world, [relationships] will always be open. There is no curbing the gay man.

I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.

For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don't want to get married, they're lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.

To get rid of depression, I swim with dolphins.

I'm very quiet and shy in my personal life, as hard as that is to believe.

Most people can't find love because they're picky, they overanalyze and they find things wrong in people. We call them flaw finders.

I'm a very stereotypical person... and that's part of my flavor, I guess, because I tell it like it is.