I'm a very stereotypical person... and that's part of my flavor, I guess, because I tell it like it is.

f you have been divorced once - male or female, but especially for females - and you’re over 40 you’re actually a commodity. It means you were able to commit once, and you’ll do it again.

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.

I was a D student in high school and on the dean's list in college.

Think back to yourself at age 18. I know I was mighty different than the Patti I am today. As we grow up, we grow out of our haircuts, our apartments and - often times - our romantic decisions.

I used to practice Wicca.

I don’t hate redheads! The millionaire men - wealthy men - never pick them. Every time I offer them they say no. I could say the most gorgeous redhead in the world and they’ll say no, they don’t want it. Now if you ask an Irish guy in Ireland, he says yes. Because that’s indigenous to that country.