For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don't want to get married, they're lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.

I probably should be a little more cautious with how I speak, and I think my delivery needs to be a little softer.

We've heard some theories, but there is a lot of mystery surrounding my adoption.

I used to practice Wicca.

I'm a very stereotypical person... and that's part of my flavor, I guess, because I tell it like it is.

I'm recognizable in certain circles, like girls know me, couples know me. But not all straight men know me.

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.