For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men don't want to get married, they're lazy lions. Matthew McConaughey is their poster boy so they can procreate and live on the beach in the trailer and have kids and have money and be hedonistic.

We go on dates thinking that person is our future husband or wife, without getting to know them, as we live in a fantasy and an illusion of romance.

What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.

I have put gay dating on the map.

Valentine's Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night.

I used to practice Wicca.

Coffee is cheap, drinks are an audition, lunch is an interview, but dinner means business; the business of romance.