[Tea Party goers are] just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don't love their country.

If it was about lying under oath - we actually know that Clinton certainly was deceptive, as most people would be about their sex lives - but, in fact, he did not lie.

See, I think if it just became who's sleeping with whom, then there's no reason to prefer one party over the other, 'cause the truth is we're all sinners.

Bush began helping Enron in the eighties.

It must kill George Bush that John McCain is the most popular and Beloved Republican in America.

I didn't spend a lot of time on national security the American people will be glad to know.

I'm a Catholic, but I used to love going to Vacation Bible School with my fundamentalist friends.