God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
God has the Big Book, the beautiful proofs of mathematical theorems are listed here.
I'll tell you once, and I'll tell you again. There's always a prime between n and 2n.
God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation.
Finally I am becoming stupider no more.