The middles cleave to euphemisms not just because they're an aid in avoiding facts. They like them also because they assist their social yearnings towards pomposity. This is possible because most euphemisms permit the speaker to multiply syllables, and the middle class confuses sheer numerousness with weight and value.

And the ideal travel writer is consumed not just with a will to know. He is also moved by a powerful will to teach.

Travel at its truest is thus an ironic experience.

The balls used in top class games are generally smaller than those used in others.

Travel at its truest is thus an ironic experience, and the best travellers . . . seem to be those able to hold two or three inconsistent ideas in their minds at the same time, or able to regard themselves as at once serious persons and clowns.

Every war is ironic because every war is worse than expected. Every war constitutes an irony of situation because its means are so melodramatically disproportionate to its presumed ends.

A more or less accurate measure of class in America is TV size: the bigger your TV, the lower your class.