I mean, I'm not going to play the hero of something.

I've got to be the geekiest guy in the world in a lot of ways. I'm like a zeta male.

And I asked my mother 'can I touch the lady in the water? And she said yes I could, but I had to touch Mommy first. And then I asked, 'Mom, can I date the lady in the water?' and she said smiling 'sure, but you gotta date me first.' And yesterday I said 'Mom, may I marry the lady in the water?' and she said o.k., but you'll have to marry me first.

Maybe it's because I have too much pride or self-respect, but I thought, `Why does a guy who has thinning hair and who is overweight have to be a loser or a joke?'

I'm clearly not Brad Pitt, and I'm never going to be Brad Pitt.

I get tired of myself pretty fast. So I can't imagine other people don't get tired of me.

My definition of likeable may be different from other people's. That's not traditional likeable. Sympathy is a different thing [to define it].