I always would be happy to make a character even more unlikable, but you know, there's a limit and if you go there, you get into a very different kind of movie, man.
I learned how to fire a sniper rifle, which I'm sure will be useful at some point.
I like playing weird, kind of shady people.
I get tired of myself pretty fast. So I can't imagine other people don't get tired of me.
You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something.
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