Come on, man.... Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published.

I don't think film actors need training, really.

I'm clearly not Brad Pitt, and I'm never going to be Brad Pitt.

And I asked my mother 'can I touch the lady in the water? And she said yes I could, but I had to touch Mommy first. And then I asked, 'Mom, can I date the lady in the water?' and she said smiling 'sure, but you gotta date me first.' And yesterday I said 'Mom, may I marry the lady in the water?' and she said o.k., but you'll have to marry me first.

I still want to be the guy who can get on the subway and check out the freak on the subway.

I think I have a tendency to overwork things. I have a hard time finding that sweet spot that most actors seem to be able to hit where they're doing the exact right amount of work, not overthinking, not underdoing it. I seem to either overdo it or underdo it.

My definition of likeable may be different from other people's. That's not traditional likeable. Sympathy is a different thing [to define it].