Fathers are men who give daughters away to other men who aren't nearly good enough...so they can have grandchildren who are smarter than anybody's.

For me, success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it.

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall.

Golf is a game in which you yell "for," shoot six, and write down five.

Like what you do. If you don't like it, do something else.

When Dr. Manner reported on the total remission of breast cancer in lab animals (Using 'Laetrile in conjunction with vitamins and enzymes')..., ACS President, Ben Byrd, criticised (him) for making his announcement in public, and said such announcements should be made only in a proper scientific forum.

Everything you use in a modern life style has to be made using a tool of some sort.