The Lord expects us to enjoy our lives. He says there will be some brutal times, but we shouldn't get all bent out of shape about it.

I always thought Christians were the weak people. When you can't make it in life then you have to ask God. I really prided myself on being a self-made man.

There is no wrinkle-free life.

[Airmail was] an impractical sort of fad, and had no place in the serious job of postal transportation.

When fairy tales are written in the west, they're known as folklore. In the east, fairy tales are called religions.

I don't eat fast food any more, not since I got cancer.

My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.