Why be second best at anything?
Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn't call me Jew!
This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.
Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back.
Do you know who else is hot? My mom! My Mom's HOT!!!
My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania!