When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that.

People would say to me, “Hey man, you look just like Paul McCartney”, and I'd say: “I wish I had his money!”

When you were young, and your heart, was an open book. You used to say, live and let live.

There was one moment where they were riding their little ponies in Scotland, and Stella said to me: 'Dad! You're Paul McCartney, aren't you?' 'Yes darling, but I'm Daddy really'.

The strange thing is, we never owned our own publishing; it was always getting bought and sold.

I like most kinds of music. So I haven't got a bag, as they say... except the big black one in the hall outside.

Alas, it looks like those unsubstantiated rumours about me are about to come true after all this time.