When you're wide awake say it for goodness sake, it's gonna be a great day.

If I were dead, I would be the last to know.

If I ever get out of here, thought of giving it all away to a registered charity.

I'm mad, you know? I don't think of retiring at all.

What's wrong with sentimental? Sentimental means you like stuff.

I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind.

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.