Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs

I took my brains out and stretched them on the rack, now I'm not too sure I'm gonna get them back.

You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals.

I used to go round to Aunt Mimi's house and John would be at the typewriter, which was fairly unusual in Liverpool. None of my mates even knew what a typewriter was. Well they knew what it was but they didn't hae one. Nobody had one.

With life and all I've been through, I do have a belief in goodness, a good spirit. I think what people have done with religion is personified good and evil, so good's become God with 'o' out, and evil's become Devil with a 'd' added. That's my theory of religion.

There will be no wardrobe malfunction with me. I can promise you that.... I have nothing I will be exposing or taking off.

I love the past. There are parts of the past I hate, of course.