My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.

My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.

I don't take me seriously. If we get some giggles, I don't mind.

Sometimes you write a song in a certain era and it's got a certain kind of significance.

I can't deal with the press; I hate all those Beatles questions.

Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.

When you said you were a terrible singer, I thought you were being humble. But you weren't.