That shot moved like... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut
There's only one person gets you sacked and that's the fans
It's very difficult to play when your lung comes out of your air
David Nugent tore up the Championship but he’s gone to Portsmouth and he’s a fish up a tree
When Everton knock it long, they don't knock it long
Everton are literally a bag of Revells.