If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

That shot moved like... I was going to say a shop, but the shop's shut

There's only one person gets you sacked and that's the fans

Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

It's very difficult to play when your lung comes out of your air

Goals dictate how matches go.

As the saying goes, 'you don't fix something if it isn't broken'