Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself.

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.

There's no such thing as reverse racism.

America does not like losers. Look how we treated those soldiers who came back from Vietnam. Because they lost. America likes winners.

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.

Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it.

The political arena is the funniest.They [politicians] are always pretending to change, but they never change. They're the best actors and actresses in the world. They've always been hilarious since the beginning of time.