I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.

Robin Williams learned technique. He has the technique of being funny.

I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

I've never seen anyone more messed up over success than Richard Pryor. For him, it's a constant battle between success in the white world and keeping it real for his black self.

What does America love more than one white male?

Arizona has always been anti-black.

You white folks see UFOs in your dreams. You don't hear about Martians in Harlem.