I like when people are trapped in the joke, when there's no escape. I like to lead people down the wrong path and then trap them.

I'm as American as apple pie.

You know who you are. If my mother is a nun and someone comes up to me and they go, 'Your mother is a prostitute.' It is not going to bother me, because I know my mother is a nun, she's not a prostitute.

Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43.

People do many things for many reasons. Sometimes, what you do you have no control over, because it's predestined. It's gonna happen in spite of you. There's nothing you can do about it.

I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action.

Racism is a form of insanity. Human beings became racist when they started talking. Speech has a lot to do with it.