My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.

If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored.

I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

America does not like losers. Look how we treated those soldiers who came back from Vietnam. Because they lost. America likes winners.

I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action.

The king of comedy is dead. Richard Pryor was the king of comedy. The rest of them are the king of copycats.

People in America worship money, and a white man's face on a green piece of paper does not make me wealthy. My health makes me wealthy. I used to work at a hospital, so I know the real deal.