You got to have two things to win. You got to have brains and you got to have balls. Now you've got too much of one and not enough of the other.

I certainly never expected to be a professional actor. I never expected to be in movies. I thought I would probably become a teacher.

On adultery: "Why fool around with hamburger when you have steak at home?

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.

It's born of sheer laziness. My signature dishes are salads, hamburgers and popcorn. That's not the kind of stuff that gets you an entry in the distinguished book of culinary records. Being known for great soufflé is one thing but a good hamburger? What would they say? "Yeah, he really knew how to put the cheese on."

I don't like gossip stories. Facts are okay. But when gossips begin making items, that's something else again.