Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

Younger kids, they understand that things aren't so perfect with their father or with their mother.

And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on

It turns out most of the conclusions that I've come to in life have equally valid contradictions. I think it's true you need to make a plan, set a goal and stick to it, but I would also advise: Don't keep your eyes so fixed on your goal that you miss what sneaks up to surprise you, because magic will come from unexpected places.

They don't see that whole pattern. Worm/death. Worm/death. I would catch on.

In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."].