Parents often give middle names just so that later, when they're yelling at the kid, they can drag it out. Henry David Thoreau, you come in here this instant!

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as a fan and a friend. It would be so great

I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down.

There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.

Upstate New York in the middle of October. You can't get more beautiful than that.

I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if it's me