The more I get to thinking, the less I tend to laugh.

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

I just said, you know, this is a great track but this lyric, I don't believe it. It sounds like I'm trying to say something, instead of it naturally coming out of me, like I was saying something that I already knew. Anyway, I can't remember what it was. And either I threw it all out or I threw 90 percent of it out, and kept a line or two. That's happened a couple of times to me. Not too often, but a couple of times. Very aggravating when it does happen.

There are two sorts of people in the world: Those who listen and those who are thinking about what they are going to say next.

I don't think that Simon and Garfunkel as a live act compares to Simon and Garfunkel as a studio act.

Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo.

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go.