Note that I hold the single-author record for total CERT advisories, proving that in my copious youth I knew how to sling code but not how to manage risk.

With usenet gone, we just don't teach our kids entertainment-level hyperbole any more.

Everyone connected to the internet acts globally. it is wildly foolish to think locally.

The war won't be over until the last spammer's head is stuck onto a spear at the city limits.

The Internet is no longer the kind of thing where only six guys in the world can build it. Now, you can write a couple of checks and get one of your own.

Note that if I can get you to su and say something just by asking, you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should look into it.

Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.