If there's anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back -- if you're out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me. Please. I want to meet you...I is what I is, and I'm not changing.

I can't, myself, determine what offends another person.

On my show I share all these yummy, fattening recipes, but I tell people, in moderation, in moderation. You can have that little piece of pie.

You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama.

Change doesn’t happen overnight. It starts with the desire, then one small step in the right direction.

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Would I have fired me? Knowing me? No.