The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.

The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.

You are what you are, until you decide to be different.

Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.

Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again.