I hated high school and got to college and realized they didn't care if I showed up because I'd already paid. So I decided, 'I'm going to turn this around.' And I did: I got straight A's and was named 'outstanding senior.

When I was in N.Y. bartending, I was in a billion music videos. I was in Madonna, George Michael, Salt-n-Pepa - it goes on and on.

The Internet is a strange, strange place that is full of lies. I would say mostly lies.

I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at work told me, 'Hey, I know this director and he'd really like you!'. So I walked into this guy's office and was like 'I was thinking maybe I could make $3000' and he hired me for commercials, short films, like 15 jobs in a row.

Love is for friends & pets...and family...only if they really love you as unconditionally as your friends and pets.

I started out as a writer. Poetry and prose and also kind of satirical David Sedaris-esque stuff.

I'm super-obsessed with law enforcement. I'm what you'd call a 'cop fan.