Beauty, unlike the rest of the gifts handed out at birth, does not require dedication, patience and hard work to pay off. But it's also the only gift that does not keep on giving.
The real bummer of fame is that at some point you're bound to get demoted.
I was fired by 'America's Next Top Model' on my birthday.
Nothing ages as poorly as a beautiful woman's ego.
My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.
Now, I don't actually know the exact cut-off age where beautiful ceases and "must have-once-been-beautiful" begins. It's true it's not forty-five. I can still get attention when I try really hard, even if it's greatly reduced.