The two-piece ball I switched to spun too much. One shot would go the distance I thought it should, then the next one would fall short, and then the next one would go long.

If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

Invariably something happens at a U.S. Open where the golf course gets out of control one day, they have one pin that's out of control. It always seems to happen. But they've gotten better about the height of the rough.

A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing.

For a while, I think in 1994, it got to where I didn't want to practice.

This thing is for the game of golf, yeah, but trust me, the Europeans don't have that mentality.

That's why I'm very proud of being American. I'm proud to pay taxes. I pay a lot of taxes, but it sure beats the alternative.