People get to like a soul, but a satisfactory hat makes an impression at first sight.

Women may be whole oceans deeper than we are, but they are also a whole paradise better. She may have got us out of Eden, but as a compensation she makes the earth very pleasant.

In life there are no Unities, but three Incomprehensibles: Destiny, Man, and Woman.

Those who have made unhappy marriages walk on stilts, while the happy ones are on a level with the crowd. No one sees 'em!

A quart of doubt to an ounce of truth is the safest brew.

Entertainment for entertainment's sake is the most expensive form of death.

love comes to man through his senses - to woman through her imagination.