Here is an old tradition badly in need of return: You have to earn your way into politics. You should go have a life, build a string of accomplishments, then enter public service.

Naps are nature's way of reminding you that life is nice, like a beautiful swinging hammock strung between birth and infinity.

I was sailing from tedium to apathy with a side trip to torpor.

If you commit a big crime then you are crazy, and the more heinous the crime the crazier you must be. Therefore you are not responsible, and nothing is your fault.

By trying to do too much, you risk not doing enough.

I should say here, because some in Washington like to dream up ways to control the Internet, that we don't need to 'control' free speech, we need to control ourselves.

Loyalty consists of many things, including being truthful with our friends. When you really disagree, you have to say so.