You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

I have a strange combination of fearlessness and massive insecurity.

I don't mind if somebody texts me but I'm not a big texter, the things are too small. I don't mind if they text, '7 o'clock,' that's fine, that's logistics but, 'What's up?' Get real! Pick up a phone!

Do whatever you can that doesn't compromise your morals.

Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you.

I have a grandson who is 20. He's a computer guy. I'm worried that he can't communicate without his machine. They have no personal contact with people. That's the bad part of technology.

People who text a lot are not my favorite thing.