Don Gullett's the only guy who can throw a baseball through a car wash and not get the ball wet.
You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possibly be - in baseball and in life.
You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.
I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following things: be an alcoholic; be a drug offender; beat their wife or husband; or gamble. I hope they would gamble.
I'm not bad (his speed). I'm no Joe Morgan, but I'm pretty good for a white guy.
Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal.