You'd be surprised how many shortcomings can be overcome by hustle.

I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else.

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball.

I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.

If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I won't need a third.

You know what God told the Cubs? Don't do anything until I come back.

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.